'I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I woke up and I was 23. So relieved. And then I woke up for real, and I was 32.' - Celine, Before Sunset

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Deja Vu


Deja Vu
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


I have the same picture taken back 2002. :)

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Circa 2002-ish

Let's take a stroll down memory lane.



The Tridge (Midland, Michigan)

It was a great day for a ferry ride. I have been watching Grey's Anatomy these days and I get it why the characters in the show love ferry boats.



Casa Loma (Toronto, Ontario)

Possibly the only castle I have been in to. Check it out! I've been wearing leather jackets even then.



Venetian (Las Vegas, Nevada)

I gained a few pounds before going to Vegas. Looking back, I'm surprised I didn't tip over the boat.



Shedd Aquarium (Chicago, Illinois)

I had to take in the skyline. If I were to live anywhere in the US, I'll probably take up space in the Windy City.



National Tennis Center (Flushing Meadows, New York)

I dreamed of being a ballboy for Hingis. I just settled for officiating a match between 2 of the most promising up-and-comers during that time.



Disney World (Orlando, Florida)

Every kid's dream. Somehow, we all became 8 again when we saw Goofy.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Morning After


Regrets?
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


Edge: "Was it good for you?"
Jaims: "I had better."

Saturday, September 23, 2006

The Reluctant Playah


Chick Magnet
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


Down boy!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Mallrats


Kidde Ride Craze
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


We had to harass a kid to give up the plane.
And shortly after this, we were escorted out of SM.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Hot Bones


Hot Bones
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


A lot of chickens died today. Breaded and soaked in tangy jalapeño sauce, they found themselves deep within the intestines of a satisfied customer. Swimming in beer. I almost felt sorry for them. Almost.

Friday, August 18, 2006

SUBG 4eva!


SUBG 4eva!
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


What ever happened to the grey skies
that day we went to EK?
What ever happened to the smile
whenever Since You've Been Gone plays?

Do the pictures show moments passed?
Days gone with no memories fond
Or did they capture moments to last?
History showing an enduring bond

Have we told all our stories of yesteryear?
Have we grown old apart?
Have we shared enough time together?
Have we had a change of heart?

I hope not.
I hope not.
I hope not.
I hope not.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Am I any wiser?

A year older and yet I'm on the same road
I know I should be turning left somewhere
I could have missed it already
I may have still ways to go

A minute has gone and still I'm undecided
Should I stop and ask for directions?
Should I keep moving forward?
I digress

Another moment of hesitation and again I lose focus
A fault in humanity
I feel uncertainty
I blame myself

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

How not to end up alone

Ok people... We are not exactly getting any younger. We do not seriously believe the "I can be happy alone" mantra anyways. I say we quit waiting for fish to jump onto our laps and throw out a net! But before we do, here are some things to remember to avoid getting ourselves tangled in our own spawned trap.

1) Hanging out in StarBucks alone in the middle of the day does not exactly say cool. Hello? Have you heard of work? Maybe, not. Ok, I see you have the mac and the ipod but where are the friends? Oh.. let me guess.. online! Play the Geek card sparringly and not to the point that you waste perfectly good StarBucks seats.

2) Break away from the traditional lunch group! What are the chances of you getting laid when you eat with the same people you work with everyday? Pretty slim. Especially when you are all guys. Not that there's something wrong with that. How about making room for a special guest one day a week. How about inviting that hot chick on the 7th floor you've always wanted to know more about next Friday? Or that lady guard down the lobby for Tuesday. You get it.

3) When someone says 'Hi'. Uhmm.. say 'Hi' back. If you feel a one syllable word is too much for you to give away, then wear a "Will not respond to 'Hi'." on your shirt to spare us the trouble.

4) Make fun of yourself. Enough with the tough guy image. Don't let people laugh at you, make them laugh with you. Tell the story of how you found yourself stuck in an elevator or when you threw up on your girlfriend. You'll be surprised how people would suddenly open up to you.

5) Are people avoiding you? It's probably because you're annoying. If you find yourself being invited only to team dinners and office outings then you probably are annoying. Simple solution: Let's say you are with a group of people. If you are about to say something, don't.

6) Don't hold back. If you like someone, say it. If you are offended, make it known. Don't go back to your shell. Express how you feel. Emotions make us human. They make us real.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Hammered in good way


Mark calling the shots
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


My feet are kiling me.

Max Shangrila -> Decades Metrowalk -> Home -> EK -> GM's summer house Tagaytay

A mixture of cocktails, rides & a splash of karaoke.

Road Trips are fun.

My feet are killing me.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Goodbye Guang Xi...















Our cat died today at the vet without us by his side. I feel terrible. He was just so sick. I was against taking him to the hospital beacause I know he'll just be so scared without us beside him.

Nobody deserves to die alone. Nobody.

Goodbye Guang Xi... and sorry...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Reasons why Video Calls are fun

Video calls are fun when:

1) You're alone and you can't read
2) You don't have anyone around to check how your hair looks from behind
3) You want someone to check if there's a rat under your bed
4) You are short in cash and wouldn't mind hosting a peep show
5) You want to be reminded that however bad you look that day, there's always someone looking worse than you

Sunday, May 14, 2006

The All-New Nokia N80

And we have lift off!

Got the phone last Friday! Having so much fun tweaking it. Great browser! Very stylish... Can't wait to try out video calling. Must find a test partner though with a 3G phone.

By the way, I blogged this through my phone. :)

Psyche!

Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Perfect Vantage Point


Art Deco 101
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


On top of an engineering masterpiece

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Hooted again!


Hooted!
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


After 4 years!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

And I'm off to Taipei, Taiwan!
















Land of cheap electronics, the tallest building in the world and, of course, F4!

Two weeks of mandarin mayhem, I'm sure.

Click here for the latest pics!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Promiscuity 101

Living in the new millenium requires us to be equal oppurtunity guys & gals - unselective, casual and indiscriminate. We try to open our doors to any stranger and engage in conversation any passerby. But there are ways to be accomodating without appearing easy. And there are ways to be a tease without being inappropriate.

Here are some tips:

1) When drinking a glass of water, slowly try to trace the path of the water as it passes through your throat or wipe a bead of sweat out of your brow. Then, try to blow a bit of air. When you catch somebody's attention (guy or girl), whisper "Hi."

2) When you accidentially (or intentionally) bump into someone you like, try not to say "Oh, do you work out" to compliment their sexy bod. Unknowingly say "Hmm.. hard muscles... soft skin..." then act surprise and blurt "Oh.. did I say that out loud?"

3) To compliment sombody's musk or eu natural, thievingly brush your nose through their hair and say something like "You sure remind me of my sneakers" or "Ohh... I miss my dog". Then quickly add "Can my nose stay in your hair for a while?"

4) Spread rumours about you and your fantasy beau having fleeting make out sessions during office hours. When your love puppy confronts you about this, casually reply "Now... would it be so bad if it were true?"

5) If your long time crush is just not giving you the time of day, slip him or her a note or an email saying "Ok... I have about 250 bucks in my wallet... I know you're busy but... I just need you to have sex with me... one time... we don't even have to cuddle..."

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Weird Obsessions

Tech Trends

I am dying waiting for the release of the all new Nokia N80. It should have been out by now (in Greenhills at least). But it seems that Nokia is going to make me wait a little bit more. Can't wait... can't wait...

Hooters Hot Wings

I so envy Cheti in LA, Gezelle in Chicago & Jo in Singapore. Why you ask? Because they are all a short drive away from a Hooters restaurant! F#@k you corporate Manila for not yet bringing Hooters in the country! If I could just get one more bite of of that hot and tasty chicken morsel... urgghhh!

Britney Spears

Guilty! Check out others who are deeply troubled and inspired by her musaque here!

Friday, March 17, 2006

Video Blog: Boracay Tidbits!



A short Boracay documentary with tips & trivia here and there

Monday, March 13, 2006

And I'm off to Bangalore, India!

I just go back from Boracay and I'm off again to another adventure!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Ice Over Creamy Beaches


Afternoon Delight
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


Seeing all this white sand just made me wanna eat ice cream...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Boracay Salmon Skyline

And no... there are no beaches in Oklahoma.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Scruples!



Main Entry: scruple
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English scrupul, from Middle French scrupule, from Latin scrupulus, diminutive of scrupus source of uneasiness, literally, sharp stone
1 : an ethical consideration or principle that inhibits action
2 : the quality or state of being scrupulous
3 : mental reservation
synonym see QUALM


* Merriam-Webster

For more scruples, watch Pride and Prejudice!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Didi! Ang Bato!


Zsa Zsa & I!
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


A must-see for everyone! ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Muzekal would surely tickle and surprise! The musical performances were amazing! Eula, Agot, Ricci & Tuxqs were just absorbing!

Fun & laughs guaranteed!

Monday, January 30, 2006

The difference between getting laughs and getting laughed at...

Do you find that people like you only when you make them laugh? I do sometimes. I get the full attention with my one-liners but get the cold shoulder with my point of view. Do you find yourself not being taken seriously just because you're funny. I do sometimes. They listen intently for my jokes but they question my arguments.

You tell jokes. You are a joke. Does it equate?

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

They look like us now...

A quick follow-up to my last post...

Star Trek + 24 + The Shield = Battlestar Galactica



The Cylons are back! And damn... they sure look hot! Once machines of destruction become instruments of deciet and insurrection. This "naturalistic science fiction" examines contemporary social, moral and ethical issues with a human fleet of survivors and a sole milary spaceship to protect them from a resurgent and cunning enemy. Faster than light travel, laser gun fights, political conflicts & the backstabbing of power tripping lunatics are all in full feature.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Of Space Westerns & Horny Interns

Primetime Television at its best!

Star Wars + The Magnificent Seven = Firefly














Actually, in this case, it's Magnificent Ten. Nine souls travelling through the blackness of space on board one Firefly-class ship they call home - Serenity. The ship and each one of its passengers have their insecurities. Insecurities that will bring them closer together and farther apart. If you want adventure, intrigue and loads of witty humour, this one's for you.


ER + Scrubs + Sex and the City = Grey's Anatomy















You just have to watch this show. Sandra Oh... Patrick Dempsey... House is overrated! This one is golden! I would not even tell you guys what the series is all about. You just have to watch this show.

Note to the reader: Please leave a message if you wish to inquire how to get hold of episodes of the above shows. I will be more than happy to assist.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hold off buying those tech devices dear...

There is never a good time to buy a new mobile phone or mp3 player. You think you like the 2 megapixel camera phone now? Wait until one with wireless internet capability comes out. You think you like the mp3 player with video playback? Wait until one with better battery life and storage capacity comes out.

Things are moving fast. Consumers need to be vigilant to stay on top of the digital now. Here are a few items I currently have my eyes on that would surely be old news in a week or two:

The Creative Zen Vision:M



The Nokia N91



The Optimus Keyboard



Don't even think of buying an HD-DVD / Blue-ray player anytime soon.