'I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I woke up and I was 23. So relieved. And then I woke up for real, and I was 32.' - Celine, Before Sunset

Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Perfect Vantage Point


Art Deco 101
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


On top of an engineering masterpiece

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Hooted again!


Hooted!
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.


After 4 years!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

And I'm off to Taipei, Taiwan!
















Land of cheap electronics, the tallest building in the world and, of course, F4!

Two weeks of mandarin mayhem, I'm sure.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Promiscuity 101

Living in the new millenium requires us to be equal oppurtunity guys & gals - unselective, casual and indiscriminate. We try to open our doors to any stranger and engage in conversation any passerby. But there are ways to be accomodating without appearing easy. And there are ways to be a tease without being inappropriate.

Here are some tips:

1) When drinking a glass of water, slowly try to trace the path of the water as it passes through your throat or wipe a bead of sweat out of your brow. Then, try to blow a bit of air. When you catch somebody's attention (guy or girl), whisper "Hi."

2) When you accidentially (or intentionally) bump into someone you like, try not to say "Oh, do you work out" to compliment their sexy bod. Unknowingly say "Hmm.. hard muscles... soft skin..." then act surprise and blurt "Oh.. did I say that out loud?"

3) To compliment sombody's musk or eu natural, thievingly brush your nose through their hair and say something like "You sure remind me of my sneakers" or "Ohh... I miss my dog". Then quickly add "Can my nose stay in your hair for a while?"

4) Spread rumours about you and your fantasy beau having fleeting make out sessions during office hours. When your love puppy confronts you about this, casually reply "Now... would it be so bad if it were true?"

5) If your long time crush is just not giving you the time of day, slip him or her a note or an email saying "Ok... I have about 250 bucks in my wallet... I know you're busy but... I just need you to have sex with me... one time... we don't even have to cuddle..."