Wintry Wilderness 3:20 AM

Wintry Wilderness
Originally uploaded by Mark Ordoñez.

"Why do people live here?", I ask myself
"What makes one person stay in an ice shelf?"

You scrape your windshields daily
And shovel your way out the driveway
You shiver as you walk from one place to the next
And, for most weekends, at home you stay

Give me sun, give me sand
I miss my native land

We don't buy crap here! 10:03 PM

It's been raining turd left and right lately and, if you're not careful, you might just find your self owning one.

It may look shiny. It may have all the bells and whistles. But shat covered in butter still smells like shat.

The Playstaturd 3

This is one expensive sh@t! Seriously, there's nothing new in this console. The wireless controller, hardly revolutionary, The hard disk, been there. The internet connectivity, done that. For something that is worth $600, it sure looks hollow inside.

The iPoone

Following the footsteps of the Video iPood, this new device from Appoole is 2 generations late. No 3G connectivity. Can only store up to 8 gig of media tops. And you get tied to a shady provider (Shingle-ar). I have better things in mind for my $500.

The skanky BS

She's no longer a girl but I was hoping we would see less of the woman. This is just obscenely wrong. I can't believe Pharish was able to fool Brickney to do this! Wait... Does this mean Pharish is smarter than Brickney? The bald hoo-haa leading the bald hoo-haa!